kah2004's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First track practice & Great Pyrenees & some forwards Went to track practice today. My lungs stung like hell from the fucking cold air and just being used to much from running. This entry is gonna be short. On the other line. Mary & Denny are here for the day... they're leavin sometime tomorrow. Got two Great Pyrenees running (or walking, as the case may be) around the house as well as our own Chocolate Lab Klipsan. You don't even know how much that rules, dude!! Anywho... school is school and all that fun stuff. Need to get my CDs back from Ana... left 'em in her glove box on Saturday. DI was... kinda disappointing; I guess. We got 3rd... deserved 2nd or 1st... but going first totally screws you over in the scoring area. Oh well, hopefully DI will be there next year & we'll totally take over... Brad's group did totally awesome and is going to state. They deserve it. That's all about last weekend...Gotta jet pets!!
KAH -Playmate Of The Year- ...oh yes... gotta love the good ol' forwards... here's a couple I got in emails that are a lil' bit funny... Subject: Gone fishin' Hey, you men-never under estimate a woman...... A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We'll be gone for a week. "This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting, so would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas." The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but being a good wife she does exactly what her husband asked. The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?" The wife replies, "I did, they were in your tackle box." Women will ALWAYS outsmart men... Send to other smart women and as an alert to educate men...
Subject: Rules of Life
Sometimes we just need to remember WHAT the Rules of Life really are... 1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas. 2. You need only two tools: WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape. 3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship are: "I apologize" and "You are right." 4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them. 5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm. 6. The best advice that your mother ever gave you was. "Go! You might meet somebody!" 7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them. 8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?' 9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee. 10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance! 11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you. 12. Work is good, but it's not that important. 13. And finally, be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan... ~~SMILE~~ 5:28 PM - 03.05.03 Wednesday ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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